Re: No Joke!
Posted by:
panzer
Date: December 06, 2011 03:55PM
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Re: No Joke!
Posted by:
panzer
Date: December 12, 2011 04:20PM
The romanticism over the cobbled street in Paris, the city lights at night, and the sweet serenity of its language is what most Japanese tourist expected. A shocking, reality check sets in and the picture of Paris that has been dreamt about, thought about gets shattered when they actually visit Paris. This effect can be so traumatic that is causes some Japanese to suffer psychiatric breakdown.
http://www.asitbreaks.com/numerous-japanese-experiences-%E2%80%9Cparis-syndrome%E2%80%9D-1852.html
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Re: No Joke!
Posted by:
panzer
Date: January 19, 2012 05:25PM
C - You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ - You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me over there."
Assembler - You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.
Forth - Foot in yourself shoot.
Pascal - The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
Ada - After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the wrong type.
Java - The gun fires just fine, but your foot can't figure out what the bullets are and ignores them.
Modula2 - After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.
Re: No Joke!
Posted by:
JamesD
Date: January 24, 2012 01:53AM
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too good with physical activity anymore.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in.
Please do your part! Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person.
My job is done!
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