Re: joke
Posted by:
panzer
Date: January 04, 2011 04:02PM
Who is faster: a motorcycle going up or bob sled going down?
http://www.motosvet.com/kdo-je-hitrejsi.html
Re: joke
Posted by:
panzer
Date: January 15, 2011 03:21PM
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/24/2011 03:40PM by panzer.
Re: joke
Posted by:
panzer
Date: January 20, 2011 04:04PM
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror,
murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci
and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
-- Orson Welles (1915--1985).
Re: joke
Posted by:
isch bins
Date: January 23, 2011 07:00PM
ein pärchen sitzt im restaurant.
da kommt der kellner mit der vorsuppe und verschüttet aus versehen alles über ihren schoß. da sagt sie zu ihrem mann "ich seh aus wie ne sau"
da sagt er "siehst du?! und bekleckert hast du dich ooch noch!"
Re: joke
Posted by:
isch bins
Date: January 28, 2011 12:04AM
TREFFEN SICH DREI BAUERN!
Der erste sagt: Ich habe ein fettes Huhn daheim, das legt 20 Eier am Tag!
Das ist doch garnix, erwidert der zweite: Ich habe eine fette Kuh daheim,
die bringt 200 liter Milch am Tag!
Der Dritte lacht die beiden nur aus und sagt ganz stolz:
Ich habe eine fette Sau daheim, die wäscht, kocht und bügelt!!
Re: joke
Posted by:
panzer
Date: March 11, 2011 03:47PM
On the bottom it is written: Had anybody told the Chinese that WWII is already over?
Re: joke
Posted by:
panzer
Date: March 22, 2011 04:24PM
Star Trek joke:
Pickard:"Worf, fire at will!"
Worf:"Excuse me, sir?"
Pickard:"Fire at will, Worf!"
Worf first shruggs his shulders, than he takes his phaser and with first shot kills Will Riker.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2011 04:24PM by panzer.
Re: joke
Posted by:
panzer
Date: March 29, 2011 03:04PM
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/29/2011 03:04PM by panzer.
