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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 16, 2009 11:15PM

Wedding night. British aristocrat tells his new wife:"Lady, I hope you'll get pregnant because I won't do this funny moves ever again!"

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: December 21, 2009 07:35PM

i always knew firefox was a promiscuous slut


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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: December 21, 2009 08:38PM

eh what the heck..i added k-meleon


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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 21, 2009 09:13PM

I really like Kmeleon babe. grinning smiley

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: December 21, 2009 11:25PM

she wasn't easy to find using google images..you'd be surprised-and shocked what "babe in green" query might bring up in google.

google has been infected by poorn and even the completely unrelated search term will yield weird results in google

4g61 in bing:


4g61 in google:


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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 22, 2009 01:51AM

Babe in green = Christina Vlahakis grinning smiley



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2009 01:53AM by panzer.

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: December 22, 2009 02:15AM

hehe..googled her..apparently poorn star..oops grinning smiley

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: December 22, 2009 03:12AM

that's alien babe grinning smiley

this should be the next km campaign tongue sticking out smiley


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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 22, 2009 03:34AM

grinning smiley grinning smiley grinning smiley

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 22, 2009 04:06AM

Obama - serious, looking in the distance
Canadian PM- just lost
Berlusconi - always looks at ass
Sarkozy - always looks at ass with a smile on his face:

Want proof? Look at the picture:



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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: December 22, 2009 08:37PM

makes you wonder what's going on in his head:
" damn! i wish michelle wasn't watching me" or maybe "god i hate those 2 perverts"

ofcourse there's no need to speculate on what berlusconi's thinking grinning smiley

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 22, 2009 10:39PM

Swine flu:





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2009 10:39PM by panzer.

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Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: Matt
Date: December 22, 2009 11:17PM




AFAIK Christina is a model and not a p0rnstar. Green suits her, though smiling smiley.

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Re: Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 22, 2009 11:21PM

Christina is Playboy babe.

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Re: Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: disrupted(unlogged)
Date: December 23, 2009 12:23AM

yeah well..prnstar in the making, all in due time..first strip for money then you're not far off from the next step
















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Re: Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: disrupted(unlogged)
Date: December 23, 2009 12:29AM



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Re: Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: disrupted(unlogged)
Date: December 23, 2009 12:32AM



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Re: Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: disrupted(unlogged)
Date: December 23, 2009 12:35AM



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Re: Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: disrupted(unlogged)
Date: December 23, 2009 12:38AM

CARnage


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Re: Re:grinning smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 25, 2009 11:07PM

"I didn't have luck with women. I had three wifes. They all died."
"Three times," says his friend in disbelief."How did the first one died?"
"She ate poisonous mushrooms."
"And the second one?"
"She also ate poisonous mushrooms."
"What about the third one?"
"The third one did not want to eat poisonous mushrooms, so she died because of concussion."

Gorenjec ask a Scotsmen to visit him in Gorenjska county. Scotsman: "Yes, i am gonna eat and drink for free!" A couple a days after he flew in Slovenia with airplane Scotsman is found dead. Gorenjec is telling a police officer what happened:"I thought he would bring his own food and drink!"

Football game in some small village in Gorenjska county. Judge throws up one euro coin, so the teams would determine, on which side they would be playing.
End result: 200 heavily wounded people.

A vicar travels around a world and stops in Lourdes to light a candle for a couple from his parish, who couldn't have children. After a couple of years he decided it is time to visit this couple. A boy opens the door.
"Where is your mother, dear child?"
"Giving birth to my eight sister."
"And father?"
"He went to Lourdes to blew out that candle."

When Neil Armstrong for the first time stood on the Moon, he said:"Small step for man, big step for humankind." He spoke some words with the other two astronauts, but at the end he said something very interesting:"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Nasa employees thought, he meant some rival soviet kozmonavt, but there was no Mr. Gorsky in soviet or american space programme involved. For a long period of years journalist asked him, what did he meant, but he only smiled. But then in 1995 he made an interview in Florida , where journalist again asked him about that sentence. Since Mr. Gorsky already passed away, Armstrong told journalist, what he wanted to know.
When Armstrong was only a kid, he played baseball with his friends. Once a ball fell in neighbours garden near his bedroom. Armstrong went to retrieve the ball, when he heard Mrs. Gorsky yealing:"Blow-job?! You want blow-job??! I will give you blow-job when neighbours kid lands on a Moon!!!"

Teacher knows that John's mom is ill. She asks him, how is she doing.
"She is doing rather fine. she beat me yesterday, but for dad she is still not strong enough," says John.

Man: discovered colors, invented painting.
Women: discovered painting, invented make-up.
M: discovered words, invented how to speak.
W: discovered how to speak, invented babel talk.
M: discovered farming, invented feeding.
W: discovered feeding, invented diet.
M: discovered friendship, invented love.
W: discovered love, invented marriage.
M: discovered wife, invented se-xual inter-course.
W: discovered se-xual inter-course, invented headache.
M: discovered work, invented money.
W: dicovered money and from that moment on everything stopped.

To the group of islands in the middle of nowhere several group of people were brought: Italians, French, German, Greeks, British, Bulgarians, Japanese, Chinese, Irishmen and Slovene. In each group there were 2 males and 1 female.
In a period of one month this happened:
One Italian killed another in a battle for a women.
French just made it threesome.
German made weekly schedule when one can visit a woman.
Greeks are sleeping together while women is making the lunch.
British are waiting that someone introduce them to a British girl.
Bulgarians once looked at their women and fled to another island.
Japanese faxed to Tokio and are waiting for instructions
Chinese made apothecary, grocery store with drinks, restaurant and laundry. Their women is already pregnant. Well, they need a workforce to work in their shopps.
Irishmen split the island to the northern and southern part and made a whiskey factory. They cannot remember, if they had se-xual inter-course with the woman at all, because after a couple of drinks they sight is a little foggy. nevertheless, they are happy because British are in a bad mood.
Slovene man are already thinking about commiting suicide since their woman won't shut up and is always b-i-t-c-h-i-n-g about her look, true nature of feminism, how she could do everything they do, how sun is bad for her skin, how sand and the palms made her look fat, how her ex respected her, how a relationship with her mother is the major source of her problems and how they couldn't bring a mobile phone with them, so they could call somebody who would rescue them for this f***ing island in the middle of nowhere, so she could go to manicure and shopping.

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grinning smiley
Posted by: Matt
Date: December 26, 2009 07:28PM














Merry Christmas!

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Re: grinning smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 28, 2009 11:03PM

A letter from Stupidtown

Dear son!

I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. Let me tell you that we do not live home any more since you left. Your father read in the newspapers that accidents mostly happen inside 20 km from home, so we moved. I can't send you our adress because family, which lived here before us, took home adress with them so they would't have to change it.

Our new house is really wonderful. It even has a washing machine! I am not sure if it works, though. Last week I gave a laundry into it and pulled a rope. I have not seen our clothes after that.

Weather is not bad either. Last week it rained only two times. Three days the first time and four times the second time.

About the smoking you asked: your uncle found out that it is too heavy to send it, so he chopped the buttons away and put them in the pocket.

Your brother locked a keys in the car yesterday. We were very worried, because it took firefighters two hours to get your father and me out from the car.
Your sister gave birth today, but because I do not know a s-e-x of a baby I cannot tell you if you became uncle or aunt. The child looks exactly like your brother, though.

Your other uncle fell into the whiskey barrel. People tried to save him, but he fought vigorously, so he drowned. The next day we cremated him. He burned for three days.

Three of your friends had an accident – they drove a truck into the river. John, who was driving, was lucky – he opened the window and swam to safety. George and Peter were on carrier and they both drowned, because they could not lower a hatch at the end of a carrier.

There is nothing new. As you can see, ther isn't much going on here.

Mom

P.S. I wanted to send you money, but the letter was already sealed.

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Re: grinning smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 29, 2009 02:30AM

Psyhotic Mischa Barton not feeling well:





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Re: grinning smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 29, 2009 02:37AM

Btw, Disrupted, the Firefox girl is a girl from a s-o-f-t-p-o-r-n site.

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Re: grinning smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: December 29, 2009 03:09AM

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panzer
Btw, Disrupted, the Firefox girl is a girl from a s-o-f-t-p-o-r-n site.
i knew it! she's a fireslut.. a bad model too, her head is too big for her small frame body

matt, a lemur ate your pics sad smiley

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panzer
Greeks are sleeping together while women is making the lunch.
this could never happen! people are always confusing ancient greeks with modern day greeks. greeks have changed a lot after christianity, the proper punch line for that joke should be:
the woman was cooking while the 2 greek men went to hump goats grinning smiley

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Re: grinning smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: December 29, 2009 03:10AM

grinning smiley grinning smiley grinning smiley Btw, Qtweb is first browser to have a direct link to kmeleon.sourceforge.net at the right side of browser.
|
| Hallelujah! Somebody know we live!
|
L--> open Qtweb, open Km link, download Km, close Qtweb and uninstall it, install Km.

Simple, fast, efficient.



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Re: grinning smiley
Posted by: Matt
Date: December 30, 2009 01:53AM

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disrupted
matt, a lemur ate your pics sad smiley

Strange... all displays well; I jumped the pics from this lemur grinning smiley

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Re: jOKES
Posted by: panzer
Date: January 09, 2010 04:55PM

Who did he ate?



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Re: jOKES
Posted by: Yogi
Date: January 11, 2010 02:01AM

This one is not about Presidents.
It's about a Royal drool smiley





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