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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: cocochen
Date: April 09, 2011 04:09PM

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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her s*xual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
t's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her s*xual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.



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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: June 03, 2011 03:44PM





















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Posted by: panzer
Date: June 03, 2011 03:49PM
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Date: June 09, 2011 11:49PM



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Posted by: panzer
Date: June 10, 2011 06:05PM
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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: June 13, 2011 02:46PM
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Posted by: panzer
Date: June 16, 2011 02:17PM
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Posted by: panzer
Date: June 24, 2011 02:15PM
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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: June 24, 2011 03:46PM

Silicon Valley. A father, computer geek, asks his young son to tell him an alphabet once more.
Son:"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, T, T, P,..."

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: disrupted
Date: June 24, 2011 10:54PM


green shades are his favourite.. didn't let go easily, amazing animal

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: June 27, 2011 08:28PM

Browser wars:



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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: June 27, 2011 09:11PM



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Date: June 27, 2011 10:09PM







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Posted by: disrupted
Date: June 28, 2011 03:55AM

honduh makes a jet(getting pwned on tarmac wasn't enough)


honduh car and bike travelling together




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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: July 05, 2011 08:50PM
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Posted by: panzer
Date: July 11, 2011 03:32PM



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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: July 11, 2011 03:34PM

Evolution:







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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: July 14, 2011 02:17PM



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Date: July 14, 2011 02:18PM



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Posted by: panzer
Date: July 15, 2011 04:03PM
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Date: August 11, 2011 02:10PM



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Date: August 11, 2011 02:11PM



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Date: August 11, 2011 02:15PM



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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: JamesD
Date: August 26, 2011 08:24PM

No so much a joke as interesting reading.

http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/

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Re: No Joke!mad smiley
Posted by: panzer
Date: August 30, 2011 02:21PM



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Posted by: panzer
Date: September 01, 2011 02:13PM
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Posted by: panzer
Date: September 13, 2011 04:35PM
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Posted by: panzer
Date: September 24, 2011 01:26PM



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