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Re: joke
Posted by: panzer
Date: January 04, 2011 09:02AM

Who is faster: a motorcycle going up or bob sled going down?

http://www.motosvet.com/kdo-je-hitrejsi.html

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Re: joke
Posted by: panzer
Date: January 05, 2011 08:57AM



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Date: January 05, 2011 08:58AM



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Date: January 05, 2011 08:58AM



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Date: January 05, 2011 08:59AM



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Date: January 06, 2011 08:08AM



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Date: January 06, 2011 11:01AM



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Date: January 15, 2011 08:19AM

















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Date: January 15, 2011 08:20AM















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Posted by: panzer
Date: January 15, 2011 08:21AM

















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Date: January 15, 2011 08:21AM







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Date: January 17, 2011 09:34AM



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Date: January 18, 2011 09:40AM













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Posted by: panzer
Date: January 20, 2011 09:04AM

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror,
murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci
and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
-- Orson Welles (1915--1985).

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Re: joke
Posted by: isch bins
Date: January 23, 2011 12:00PM

ein pärchen sitzt im restaurant.

da kommt der kellner mit der vorsuppe und verschüttet aus versehen alles über ihren schoß. da sagt sie zu ihrem mann "ich seh aus wie ne sau"

da sagt er "siehst du?! und bekleckert hast du dich ooch noch!"

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Re: joke
Posted by: isch bins
Date: January 27, 2011 05:04PM

TREFFEN SICH DREI BAUERN!



Der erste sagt: Ich habe ein fettes Huhn daheim, das legt 20 Eier am Tag!

Das ist doch garnix, erwidert der zweite: Ich habe eine fette Kuh daheim,

die bringt 200 liter Milch am Tag!

Der Dritte lacht die beiden nur aus und sagt ganz stolz:

Ich habe eine fette Sau daheim, die wäscht, kocht und bügelt!!

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Posted by: panzer
Date: January 28, 2011 08:59AM



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Date: February 02, 2011 09:36AM



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Date: February 11, 2011 09:41AM









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Date: February 17, 2011 08:04AM



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Date: March 10, 2011 08:14AM













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Posted by: panzer
Date: March 11, 2011 08:47AM



On the bottom it is written: Had anybody told the Chinese that WWII is already over?

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Re: joke
Posted by: panzer
Date: March 16, 2011 08:21AM
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Re: joke
Posted by: panzer
Date: March 22, 2011 09:24AM

Star Trek joke:

Pickard:"Worf, fire at will!"
Worf:"Excuse me, sir?"
Pickard:"Fire at will, Worf!"
Worf first shruggs his shulders, than he takes his phaser and with first shot kills Will Riker.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2011 09:24AM by panzer.

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Posted by: panzer
Date: March 23, 2011 09:08AM
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Date: March 24, 2011 08:39AM





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Date: March 25, 2011 08:10AM
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Date: March 28, 2011 07:07AM



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Date: March 29, 2011 08:04AM















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Re: joke
Posted by: JamesD
Date: April 07, 2011 09:45PM



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