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[quote=panzer]
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Desktop.”

Customer: “Ok.”

Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”

Santa is a System Administrator?
Consider:

1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.
   2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.
   3. Santa seldom answers your mail.
   4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.”
   5. Santa doesn’t care about your deadlines.
   6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.
   7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
   8. Santa laughs entirely too much.
   9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your HOME.
  10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.[/quote]

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