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[quote=panzer] Km, IE and FF are walking down the street. Suddenly, FF says:"Boys, let's do this. Each of us is going to enter one of the houses ahead and help the lady of the house at whatever she want us to do. The best paid wins the money from the other two." The other two agree. First, it is IE's turn. He enters the first house. After 45 minutes he exits the door and says:"Here is 30 bucks. I did some cleaning." At that time a window opens and the lady says:"You d a m n prick, you were slow. Be happy that I paid you." IE flushes and the group move on. At the second house it is FF's turn. He enters the house. After 35 minutes, he is back outside:"Here is 40 bucks. I moved TV from a garage to the attic." At that time a window opens and the lady says:"You d a m n prick, you were were slow. Be happy that I paid you." FF flushes, and the group move on. Well, at the third house Km enters the door and is back (heavily breathing) in four minutes:"I did not get any money." FF takes money from IE and says:"Ah, you bunch of losers!" At that time a window opens and the half naked lady screams:"It was great, baby, but, why, oh, why, do you have to be so D A M N FAST in everything you do?!?" FF turns to fast blushing Km and gives him the money. Then he and IE slowly walk away. Km turns to a lady and says:"How many times did I have to tell you: 'For forplay, just turn the speedup.kmm OFF! OFF, I said, OFF!'"[/quote]
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