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[quote="Gorilla no baka"] [b]Michael Jackson is confirmed dead believed to have drowned in the Hudson river New York - he was found bobbing up and down on a bouy. When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven god granted her one wish. She wished for all of the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson. Ambulance officers have confirmed Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived. The monkey is in a stable condition.... Read more Michael Jackson did utter a few words to paramedics on the way to hospital---put me in the children's ward! Did you hear that out of respect McDonalds are releasing the McJackson Burger? Fifty year old meat between Ten year old buns. Breaking News: Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack, it was an allergic reaction to 12 year old nuts. His body will be melted down into 1000 plastic cups so that little children can get their mouths round his rim one last time. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him. All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9... Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.[/b][/quote]
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