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[quote="Gorilla no baka"]
I got a call this morning from an ex, a pretty stunning girl actually. She called "out-of-the-blue" to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I was delighted when she suggested meeting up to see if we could recreate some of the old spark.

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I’m a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge". "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don’t mind a receding hairline, total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I'm beginning to suffer from premature ejaculation!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would
still be a great lover.

"anyway," she giggled, "I’ve put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to **** off.[/quote]

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