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[quote="Gorilla no baka"]
[quote=panzer]
Look at the pics at the bottom (Romunia - so called a member of EU):
http://www.joker.si/article.php?rubrika=23&articleid=4182[/quote]

Um...Err...Yeah ...No comment

Why don`t you tell the guys as well that these pictures are carefully selected on order to emphesize what you want to insinuate...

And why don`t you tell the guys that with the exception of the blue car loaded with bags that`s a Dacia indeed..

The rest of the cars ARE LADA`s AND  MOSKWITCH`es wich are not so specific to Romania
but to all ex Soviet countries or countries like Poland Yougoslavia Czech republic or whatever....

Nevermind...Here`s some REAL JOKES ..

[b][i][size=x-large]He Said/She Said[/size][/i][/b]

>He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
>I said to him .. . . You wear pants don't you?

>He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>She said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit in the armchair and fart

> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
> I said to him . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

> He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> I said to him .. . They don't have time

> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

> He said to me.. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
> I said to him .. . . They already have boyfriends.

> He said to me ...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
> I said. . . A widow.

> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> I said to him . ... . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/quote]

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