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[quote=panzer]
C - You shoot yourself in the foot.

C++ - You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me over there."

Assembler - You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.

Forth - Foot in yourself shoot.

Pascal - The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.

Ada - After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the wrong type.

Java - The gun fires just fine, but your foot can't figure out what the bullets are and ignores them.

Modula2 - After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.[/quote]

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