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[quote=panzer]
A prayer started it all ...

Dear Lord Almighty
please give me 
strength and wisdom
to make good Km macros
and forgive me
if I still use word 
Fireshit (TM) for Firefox
too many times.
See you tomorrow.
Logging off
Yours truely
Disrupted

P. S. Did you have time to take a sneak peak in Heaven.kmm I made yesterday? Is it any good?

God:"Ah, this Disrupted! Fireshit (TM)! Good! Good! How did I not think of that?"

God begins to laugh and claps his hands together. The sound of his voice bursts two angel's eardrums, while a sound of clapping kills two devils in the Hell. News about 13 dead Satan worshipers were false though, because only 12 of them died instantly. 13th worshiper named Mike "The Fuc*" Hardy went mad and began to sell stolen software on the internet.

Rumor has it that sound of clapping was so great it traveled to the young Earth and *disrupted* the primordial soup which in distress produced a first living organism on this planet.

Theologian wildly disputed this claims after that, though. Nevertheless, zoologist Frank Bacon from the Boston university found out something incredible. "An hour after Heaven mayhem something happened to Kmeleons, which I study. They began to move 10-15 % faster. Well, they seemed pleased. I could swear that they are smiling when they are running around."

"What is more incredible is that I found a strange cell structure inside them with a word veloz.kmm written on them. I cannot open them, though. I went online with Firesh ... eh ... Firefox and did not find anything. I just know that other Chameleons (v. 1.0 1999 Flying Crocodile Inc. All Rights Reserved) are not affected, are still slow and have a lot of BUGS on them. It is a complete mystery to me," said Bacon.

God:"Archangel Gabriel, do you know when Kmeleon 1.6 is coming out? No? Damn it, I cannot wait any longer! The pressure is killing me. You get it? Killing me? Me, a God?"

God began to clap again and in that moment universe collapsed. But that is another story ...[/quote]

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